Please like me by Ben Hopper
Please like me.
It’s for charity, and this competition.
It’s only one click. It’ll save Africa, and cure cancer.
It only takes 5 minutes. No, 2. No, 2 seconds.
I never usually do this.
It will make you a better person.
You will be like me.
I will be like them.
We will all be rich. I will be rich.
I will be famous.
YOU will be famous.
You will not die from cancer. You will cure aids!
We will save the economy.
We will fight drugs and poverty and global warming.
We will win world peace and eternal lives!
It’s only one click. Please like me.